ic ♦ voicemail

[nolessthanseven]

Hey! You've reached the fabulous Isabelle Lightwood. I'm obviously not here right now, but leave me a message, and I'll get back to you.

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Voice

[nolessthanseven]

Hey. What's up?

Voice

[capt_forehead]

There was a girl on the network, a young french girl. Do you know who I'm talking about?

Voice

[nolessthanseven]

Oh. Really curly hair? Wanted a coffin for some reason?

Voice [Swing and....?]

[capt_forehead]

Yeah. Her name is Claudia.

...and she's a vampire.

...and sleeping in the basement.

Voice

[nolessthanseven]

[....give her a second.]

Wait, what?

[okay, she might be laughing a little.]

Well, okay. Is she dangerous?

Voice [And a hit!]

[capt_forehead]

I don't know. She's used to feeding properly, not from what little human blood I've stocked from the Clinic. I don't know how morally bound she is. [Because, really, that's the problem.]

I'm going to be keeping an eye on her, make sure that she understands that the general populace aren't snack cakes.

Voice [!!]

[nolessthanseven]

The Clinic should be able to keep her covered - they're pretty well prepared for that stuff. But the morals are sort of a problem.

Hopefully if you've got her under your wing, it won't be quite as much of a problem, but you know I'm going to have to step in if she does something, right?

Voice

[capt_forehead]

[He sighs lightly.] I know. Which is the reason I called. I didn't want this sprung on you. Claudia isn't evil, just... She'll be eight forever. A brilliant eight.

Voice

[nolessthanseven]

Eight.

Wow, I would so not want to be eight forever. [tangent is go-

[But then she inhales and exhales, and nods to herself though he can't see it.] Okay. Duly noted. You have a perpetually eight year old vampire living with you. Is that about it, or is there more?

Voice

[capt_forehead]

No, that... that about covers it.

Voice

[nolessthanseven]

Then we're good. Thanks for letting me know.